Open Practice Scrumtrulescent

Please join us for open practice. We have a fantastic group here.

A great team coming together. Results from last week's scrimmages: we beat the Snickerdoodles 2-1 (PKs), and the Dainty Daisies 7-1!

Great families. All have either adopted three cats, two baby seals, or four miles of Texas highway.

Coach only yells at the dumb kids, and never at yours.

We only have a couple of spots left to round out our roster, so bring 10 friends when you visit.

santos.l.halper wrote:Please join us for open practice. We have a fantastic group here.

A great team coming together. Results from last week's scrimmages: we beat the Snickerdoodles 2-1 (PKs), and the Dainty Daisies 7-1!

Great families. All have either adopted three cats, two baby seals, or four miles of Texas highway.

Coach only yells at the dumb kids, and never at yours.

We only have a couple of spots left to round out our roster, so bring 10 friends when you visit.

Wow! I am surprised you got by the Snickerdoodles! They pack a wallop (along with a few pounds).

santos.l.halper wrote:
Coach only yells at the dumb kids, and never at yours.

This might be the line of the year...

Had me thinking of the latest Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU

santos.l.halper wrote:Please join us for open practice. We have a fantastic group here.

A great team coming together. Results from last week's scrimmages: we beat the Snickerdoodles 2-1 (PKs), and the Dainty Daisies 7-1!

Great families. All have either adopted three cats, two baby seals, or four miles of Texas highway.

Coach only yells at the dumb kids, and never at yours.

We only have a couple of spots left to round out our roster, so bring 10 friends when you visit.

In the future, please provide coaching credentials when you post a new team so that we can pick them apart.

Don't forget spots are filling up fast!

santos.l.halper wrote:Please join us for open practice. We have a fantastic group here.

A great team coming together. Results from last week's scrimmages: we beat the Snickerdoodles 2-1 (PKs), and the Dainty Daisies 7-1!

Great families. All have either adopted three cats, two baby seals, or four miles of Texas highway.

Coach only yells at the dumb kids, and never at yours.

We only have a couple of spots left to round out our roster, so bring 10 friends when you visit.

That is funny!!

So glad we found this team! Here are the details of our signing party.

Family sleepover next week, hosted at my Aspen log cabin (the party one, not the cozy one).

The girls will sign their contracts while riding on the backs of the unicorns of their choice.

We will have a coterie of massage therapists for soccer moms and dads as a thank you for the June they had.

As an added bonus, Marcelo Balboa and Alexi Lalas will sign autographs and provide the dads (and some moms) with manscaping instructions.

We have one position left. One, people! Still time to open practice with us, if you think you are the one, scroll above for details.

Sorry Skillz, I just heard that the vendor supplying the unicorns was just arrested for illegally importing the unicorns from Ireland. Also, I heard that Marcelo and Alexi decided to go to the Dramada's signing party when they were offered BMWs and sky box seats at UTD. Lastly, I talked to one of the parents and evidently there IS more than one position available since you only have three players committed.

I wanna play the fuzzy pink bunnies.

This just in from ESPN. The Fuzzy Bunnies will be meeting Scrumtulescent in the finals at Nationals. Due to their superior play, ability to carry a sippy cup and dribble at the same time (unfortunately just not with a soccer ball), extreme acting when falling down, they have been promoted to LH D1. In the meantime, LP Elite and any other opponent in the national finals have been penalized for over achieving.

The Fuzzies and Scrums ultimate match will be scheduled for 3 p.m. July 1 (right after nap time and snacks).

Word is that LP may move his team to club Bunny.

Imported unicorns are unreliable at best,everybody knows the best ones come from cleveland

Both wrong, the best unicorns come from Herradura!

03soccermomtx wrote:Both wrong, the best unicorns come from Herradura!

You are correct. My DD actually is a unicorn, but will she stay hidden as a human until she is 25 years of age. This is the reason she is so fast on the pitch and likes oatmeal for breakfast.

FYI, don't forget the glittery tulips from OK- they are a very physical team...

Rumor is that the tulips are moving to the north Texas soccer association. They are currently negotiating with FCD to move their town, Henrietta to just north of Frisco. Sting is now contemplating moving OKCto Plano and bringing the dancing bears, pretty ponies, bingo barbies and the purple pansies into the club. With 30 girls on each team they can't pass them up.

OK, I have heard sad rumor news today. I heard that the Fuzzy Bunnies are on the verge of failure due to massive player losses. That means that in order to save their spot in the nationals final, they must quickly find replacements. I also heard that they are seeking the advice of Keanu Reeves on the Replacements. Anyone have concrete evidence?

InaB wrote:OK, I have heard sad rumor news today. I heard that the Fuzzy Bunnies are on the verge of failure due to massive player losses. That means that in order to save their spot in the nationals final, they must quickly find replacements. I also heard that they are seeking the advice of Keanu Reeves on the Replacements. Anyone have concrete evidence?

Thank goodness that the fuzzy bunnies is a team made up of actual bunnies. They should be able to "reproduce" the amount of losses and have them trained and in top condition by nationals. Reeves is overseeing the reproduction process, but is not a key contributor.

This just in, Fuzzy bunnies have added 45 new players who will be ready to go by National finals. I heard from a secret source that they have been heavily practicing the hop, skip and jump technique!