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Some Fun for a Monday
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Some Fun for a Monday
by InaB 03/06/13, 09:01 am
OK, just to break up the doldrums of Monday. 
Q: How did the soccer field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.
Q: How does a star forward change a light bulb?
A: She holds it in the air, and the world revolves around her.
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Soccer Parent to Coach: 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'
Coach: `Good! When are you leaving?'
A soccer coach was wheeling his shopping cart across the supermarket parking lot when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping bags. As he got closer he noticed that she had his club soccer team sticker on her car bumper.
He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "No way, I’ve watched your team play all season. You got yourself into this mess, so don't ask me to get you out!"
Q: How did the soccer field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.
Q: How does a star forward change a light bulb?
A: She holds it in the air, and the world revolves around her.
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Soccer Parent to Coach: 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'
Coach: `Good! When are you leaving?'
A soccer coach was wheeling his shopping cart across the supermarket parking lot when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping bags. As he got closer he noticed that she had his club soccer team sticker on her car bumper.
He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "No way, I’ve watched your team play all season. You got yourself into this mess, so don't ask me to get you out!"
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