Re: Best and worst statements made at LH

by SocDad 28/07/14, 09:28 am

Pale Rider wrote:
bwgophers wrote:"I did not spend three grand to end up in D3!"

Now that one is good, but the retort was even better.

"You're right, you didn't. You're not in D3 yet"!!!!!

"Is it still going to be the same price for PPL?" affraid

by FieldofDreams 28/07/14, 10:32 am

Mom to DD with broken arm and cast almost up to her shoulder:

with raised voice and hands swinging up in the air........."not sure what you did the 2nd half, but you did NOT play like you did in the first half!!!!!"

Felt bad for for the DD. Maybe the extra 12lbs of plaster on her arm in 90-degree morning heat contributed to that???

C'mon now!

by GrandTXSoccer 28/07/14, 10:38 am

"How'd they get that seed? They aren't any better than us" - said by a parent whose team then went out and got beat by said team.

by Son_ofa_Pitch 28/07/14, 11:03 am

"C'mon Ref was that a foul or did your lying eyes deceive you!!" -- Classic!

by soccerisfun 28/07/14, 11:27 am

Ball kicked by team A deflects off team B player before going out of bounds.

Linesman standing next to play, and ref's view appears obstructed.

Linesman makes no call so ref calls throw-in for team B.

Parent says linesman should call that.

Linesman says "not my responsibility"

by WestsideSoccer 28/07/14, 11:47 am

player taken out in box from behind while shooting center judge too far away and didn't make the call..

ask Linesman why no call,
Linesman says I was watching for offsides

by Guest 28/07/14, 12:00 pm

MAN!!! We can't even BUY a goal today!!!

by smellsliketeamspirit 28/07/14, 06:48 pm

"CROSS IT!!!"...

"CLEAR IT!!!"...

"WIN THAT!!!"...

by Guest 28/07/14, 07:37 pm

Be careful coaching from the sidelines, we got in trouble for that during our last game...

by smellsliketeamspirit 28/07/14, 08:06 pm

SoccerShocker wrote:Be careful coaching from the sidelines, we got in trouble for that during our last game...

Yeah it Happens...

I've Literally Heard a Coach SCREAM, From Across the Field, "____ (Child's Name), STOP Listening to your Dad!"

lol!

by dadof3 28/07/14, 08:29 pm

smellsliketeamspirit wrote:
SoccerShocker wrote:Be careful coaching from the sidelines, we got in trouble for that during our last game...
Yeah it Happens...

I've Literally Heard a Coach SCREAM, From Across the Field, "____ (Child's Name), STOP Listening to your Dad!"

There was a response a few months ago about this particular issue that was dead on perfect...more or less, dad was "coaching" his dd...coach subbed her off and when dad thanked coach for pulling her off, coach responded that she was getting confused by the "coaching" and until she stopped being "confused" by alternate coach, she would sit...message was understood, no more "confusion".

by 2fun2watch 29/07/14, 10:06 pm

GIIIRRRLLLSS, QUIT PLAYING KICKBALL!

by soccer123 30/07/14, 03:54 pm

Seems like you should have just gone with "Worst Statements..." since these are all pretty rotten.

by jsullivan81 30/07/14, 09:40 pm

"When we signed, we were assured she would start every game, why is she always on the bench?"

by Soccer1108 31/07/14, 09:03 am

This is a great one!

Corner kick in, player on back post hits ball and hits close to back of next inside the goal.

Keeper grabs ball and comes back to front side of line to pretend like the ball never crossed the line.

Ref: Hey keeper did it go in????

Keeper: NO

Really....why would you ask the keeper of the opposing team and not the line judge?

by FCsoccer1 31/07/14, 11:46 am

We have the "b#####" to score on your turf!

by KnKsDad 31/07/14, 01:25 pm

smellsliketeamspirit wrote:"CROSS IT!!!"...

"CLEAR IT!!!"...

"WIN THAT!!!"...

No it's, "CLEAR IT DOODIE, CLEAR IT!!", "WIN THAT DOODIE, WIN THAT!!", CROSS IT, well not so much that one...LOL

by smellsliketeamspirit 31/07/14, 02:28 pm

KnKsDad wrote:
smellsliketeamspirit wrote:"CROSS IT!!!"...

"CLEAR IT!!!"...

"WIN THAT!!!"...

No it's, "CLEAR IT DOODIE, CLEAR IT!!", "WIN THAT DOODIE, WIN THAT!!", CROSS IT, well not so much that one...LOL

Haha, Definitely Sounds like Someone I/We Know, Huh???...

lol!

by Zizou 31/07/14, 06:51 pm

70% possession but lost the game 3-1.

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