Problems every female soccer player understands

The day you learned chesting, was the worst day of your life

Conditioning” isn’t a hair procedure to you. It’s a torture mechanism.

Having to grit your teeth and say, “Good game, good game, good game, good game… after losing 9-0”

The funky patterned bruises and imprints you get

Two words: Shin splints

Neglecting all your friends and family because you’d rather be with your team

The fact that nobody ever wants to watch women’s soccer with you, and the dudes get all the attention

Heading the ball messes up your hair, which then gets in your face

This…Want to go out? Nah… Why not? I have soccer. So?  So I have soccer.

If you’re a goalie, getting a manicure is completely futile, if you’re a field player getting a pedicure

Cute spring clothing = exposing your beautiful upper arm farmers’ tan

Not realizing that “You play like a girl” is the biggest compliment anyone can ever receive

And the biggest struggle of all: Dealing with stupid boys who think they’re better than you

InaB wrote:

And the biggest struggle of all: Dealing with stupid boys who think they’re better than you

biggest struggle of all are those stinky feet and socks

True, but if you put fabric softener sheets in the soccer bag AND inside the socks, it "ain't so bad"!