Out of Prison

Hey folks. I know it’s been awhile. I just finished a little stint in the pokey for something I was innocent of. Anyways, I don’t have to register for anything and I don’t have any restraining orders. Whew.
Even though it’s been over a year for me it’s good to see old turds like coachdom are on here still shooting their mouths off!
Love it!

Ps. They don’t call it the pokey for no reason lol. Ouch

Great, the gangs all here. Meth Man, Double D, Soccertard, BigEgo and Foxy... I actially like me some Foxy though.

Where SoccerChicken? Bock Bock..

bock?

bock bock!

Purple is the color of the week in celebration.

NoSpinZone wrote:Great, the gangs all here.  Meth Man, Double D, Soccertard, BigEgo and Foxy... I actially like me some Foxy though.

Where SoccerChicken? Bock Bock..

You ain't the first one to say you liked me some foxy.

Sorry Foxy he found his special squeeze in cell block 13.

Medicine Man wrote:Sorry Foxy he found his special squeeze in cell block 13.

Was big ego doing time too?

You know who I wish was doing time? David May.
That way, there would at least be proof of his existence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop.

Good to get you out of the pokey.  We all knew you were knee deep.  Here are some things you missed in the last year...
1. Parents posting text message conversations with Managers (Still one of the all time best)
2. A 06 JDL team losing every game in D3 1-0.  Crazy long year for them.
3. LPFC and Fever parents still not understanding CPP.  Or maybe they do, and just hate it.  IDK, so confusing on this one...
4. 05s apparently playing 06 games. I guess LH needs to get 23andMe to confirm age, because BCs just don't work anymore.
5. The Adams brothers were banished to Solar. Dilly Dilly
6. J-Tall is pissing off parents because he's hard.
7. J-Ken is pissing off parents because he's hard.  And a potty mouth.  Apparently 14/15 girls haven't heard colorful language from their Christian parents.
8. FC Park Cities was a new league based on the size of your wallet.  Didn't work out but we can all hope DA2/FDL takes its place.
9. There are 11 elite teams now, because we have so much talent in DFW.  Nothing to do with our Bentleys.
10. The floor is lava.

Who's your daddy at night singing a song to make you sleep?

JK did it in the library with a bottle of A1 and the team manager.

Original A1 or Bold and Spicy?
Did the library condone the use of his colorful language?
Do you have video evidence?

Bold and spicy. Randomly met the team managers husband last year. Felt bad for the dude. Oh the stories. Dont understand the attraction. JK always looking like he has had the butt flu.

Don't forget about playerpass666. I am still in the pen after my stint for breaking up another future national team. Still accepting cakes with shivs and letters with meth while I'm held up in here. Thamks to medicine man for naked pics of his lady.

Gotta run, only get 3 mins a week on world wide web

Go to sleep go to sleep my little baby.

DoubleDDRedux wrote:it’s good to see old turds like coachdom are on here still shooting their mouths off!
Love it!

Welcome back?

soccertard wrote:Good to get you out of the pokey.  We all knew you were knee deep.  Here are some things you missed in the last year...
1. Parents posting text message conversations with Managers (Still one of the all time best)
2. A 06 JDL team losing every game in D3 1-0.  Crazy long year for them.
3. LPFC and Fever parents still not understanding CPP.  Or maybe they do, and just hate it.  IDK, so confusing on this one...
4. 05s apparently playing 06 games. I guess LH needs to get 23andMe to confirm age, because BCs just don't work anymore.
5. The Adams brothers were banished to Solar. Dilly Dilly
6. J-Tall is pissing off parents because he's hard.
7. J-Ken is pissing off parents because he's hard.  And a potty mouth.  Apparently 14/15 girls haven't heard colorful language from their Christian parents.
8. FC Park Cities was a new league based on the size of your wallet.  Didn't work out but we can all hope DA2/FDL takes its place.
9. There are 11 elite teams now, because we have so much talent in DFW.  Nothing to do with our Bentleys.
10. The floor is lava.

You missed recreational travel leage.