Who Started Rowdies?

bwgophers wrote:I can't take credit for this, but since you folks seem hellbent on discussing a group of teams that no longer exist and pumping the ego of someone who is no longer coaching, this was a personal favorite of mine from a couple of years ago...

What can we say about David May?

His personality is so magnetic, he doesn't carry credit cards.

His charm is so contagious, they've created vaccines for it.

He speaks fluent French, in Russian.

Years ago, he created a city out of blocks- Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

Alien abductors have asked, to probe them.

He lives vicariously, through himself.

Bear hugs are what he gives bears.

He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.

His parents were named after him.

He once sent his $2,000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually recieved his $2.7 million inheritance.

As a child, when asked by a teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up, answered, "myself".

One hour of conversation with him is like 16 hours of college.

He once thought he made a mistake, but was mistaken.

AND... if he slept with your wife/girlfriend, you would brag to your buddies...

David May, he is... the most interesting coach in North Texas.

Effin A! Gophers wins the prize!

Androfan wrote:What this thread is missing is a picture of the man, the myth, the legend. Haha

JeffM wrote:More clues on DM

Q: Who is he and why does he wear sunglasses on any given day?

A: The glare off his shaved legs hurts his eyes


(This one goes all the way back to TM)

notdavidmay wrote:You know the Rowdies have never lost a game playing age and gender pure. Just onn of my, I mean their, impressive accomplishments.

Where is the real double DD....I miss her little cocky attitude.

DoubleDDRedux wrote:Oh yeah, I heard Dowell is DMs daddy