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Wow, it's the creepy cricket time on our board
by InaB 09/11/12, 01:43 pm
chirp, chirp......
OK, at least I can offer a few really stupid laughs for you! Feel free to chime in.
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: How do soccer players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.
Q: Why should you not play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
A. PenalTea!
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence
Q. What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.
U13 Soccer Definition: A game consisting of 18 +/- skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.
OK, at least I can offer a few really stupid laughs for you! Feel free to chime in.
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: How do soccer players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.
Q: Why should you not play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
A. PenalTea!
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence
Q. What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.
U13 Soccer Definition: A game consisting of 18 +/- skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.
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Re: Wow, it's the creepy cricket time on our board
by goodsport 09/11/12, 02:34 pm
Those are great! Thank you for posting. 
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Re: Wow, it's the creepy cricket time on our board
by 00scrmom 09/11/12, 03:02 pm
InaB wrote:chirp, chirp......
OK, at least I can offer a few really stupid laughs for you! Feel free to chime in.
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: How do soccer players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.
Q: Why should you not play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
A. PenalTea!
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence
Q. What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.
U13 Soccer Definition: A game consisting of 18 +/- skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.
Three cheers for InaB!
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