00 Spring Predictions

1. InaB is busted in an Abscam style sting operation. She is betrayed, when the LH officials she's been bribing for years, start "jonesin" and are seen sifting through the sideline turf for crumbs from her cookies.

2. Solar Gold wins D2, but is then banned from LH when it is discovered that they played Didier Drogba as a CPP during their last D2 game. Their Coach explained, "I thought he was a girl, he has a small ponytail". Solar Gold's "all time LH record for goals scored in one game, 47-0", is expunged.

3. Solar Elite takes the D1 crown, using Didier Drogba as a CPP. The ponytail fools the D1 Ref's.

4. LH offers InaB a full pardon and the next week she is serving margarita's at UTD.

5. All other LH Champions are determined by playing "Texas Hold'em", because no one saw any of the games and no Refs were available because everyone was in the parking lot at InaB's margarita booth. InaB buys a seaside palace in St Bart's and is never heard from again.

6. Outlaw Josey Wales escapes accross the Rio Grande with InaB's margarita recipe. Tequila sales in Mexico skyrocket.

Inab is now sipping margarita's on her St. Bart's veranda with a soccer ball named Wilson.

If the refs get margaritas refreshments, a mistake like mistaking Drogba as a 14 year old girl can happen...Thanks Ina. Thanks CPP.

Hopefully SG can win without him her, but I think there will be plenty of hungry teams in the spring who want a shot...same as in fall.

We will definitely have to coordinate with Pilp to make sure Drogba is free for a couple.