Which 00 D1 team advances from the playoffs?

Coaches - get a handle on your parents. This stuff makes your teams look bad.

Peach - not sure which part you are referring to that makes a team look bad?

1. Refuting accusations that they had illegal players?
2. Being happy and proud that their girls made D1?
3. Not getting Pack's humor?

#1 - If the accusations were not made then #1 doesn't happen so who looks bad in that one? the accuser to me comes off looking like the fool as they opened mouth and someone then inserted foot...

#2 is a natural reaction and once the jubilance wears off, it too will subside... not a problem in my book

#3 is the real crime, why cant we all understand the gift for sarcasm that some people own? That is really what makes a team look bad.... (again please understand this was said with tongue firmly planted in cheek)

And by the way I sure hope coaches have a lot more important things to do then sit and read these boards. I know my DD's isn't on here and could care less about what goes on here... this is just a friendly forum for the open exchange of ideas and opinions (again see above about tongue in cheek)

killdog wrote:

abc000 wrote:Any particular reason DTX Red not wearing full Texans Uniforms?  Would think all legally rostered players would have regulation gear with corresponding number...

Touchy, touchy!!  Sounds like a question to a normal person. Only crazy soccer parents would get so worked up over 2 sentences!

And yes, congratulations to the Texans Red Girls.

Dog, those 2 sentences were simply poor manners... Especially after a team has achieved a great accomplishment...  it's not a question one asks unless the answer is known prior to asking it.

sportsnerd wrote:Packs humor is like English Comedy shows (i.e Benny Hill or Faulty towers) some get it and find it funny and some don't.

As to Cinderella - yes that is actually complimentary as she became the princess and stomped the wicked step mom and step sisters (at least in my version she did)

Sports,  never got into English comedy, didn't speak the language.  Thank you for consigning (I think)..

sportsnerd wrote:
The offense was taken in the insinuation of the enhanced roster due to the "modified kit". That allegation was insulting to the girls and their hard work, that they did not do it on their own. If that was not the intent of that post (I don't know how it could not be) then there is no offense.

Sir, Eloquently written and you are correct. My intent was purely satirical.
Your calm, clear demeanor and concise statement lead to me to speculate that your team parent role/occupation is either
a)diplomat or b) short bus driver.

sportsnerd wrote:
the above offense was by ABC000, not Pack Rabbit....

Indeed, sir. Agreed. I believe we all breathlessly await abc000 9th post.

Soccer wrote:Some people don't find your "humor" funny. It is more of an offense to the team and their coach.

Madam, Lady Reds, aggrieved parents and Esteemed Coach:

Please accept my sincere apology.  My attempt at humor obviously failed. Please allow me to reconcile:

At no time, in the past or present, did I believe that the success of the DTX Red Soccer team was dependent on the uniforms worn by said team. Further, I believe my statements were made in obvious jest and therefore, were not intended to be regarded as news or facts of any type (please refer Forum Politeness Disclaimer 2.0 below).

Lastly, I did not intentionally mislead any person(s) that the previously mentioned "modified kit", contained "magical powers" that would, directly or indirectly, enhance the performance of the players that wore them.  Please allow me to specifically correct the public record for those person(s) who may have been mislead:  

The "modified kit" worn by the DTX Red Soccer team mentioned in an earlier forum posting, has no known supernatural or performance enhancing properties.

Soccer wrote:So if I you don't want people getting on to you then I would clarify myself or just not say anything at all (i think the second option is better )

Madam, please remember you have been banned from reading my future posts....

Uh- sports... looks like you lost a passenger...

And NO sarcasm... or did we catch that??

dadof3 wrote:And NO sarcasm... or did we catch that??

Sir, I am not sure of what you refer...  

I'm sure D1 will be glad when Red gets new uniforms....

OMG I have read this entire thread and not sure if I want to laugh or cry or both or laugh so hard I cry. Can we just move on? It's all opinion anyway.

All the teams that moved to Texans from FWFC last year got those temporary uniforms. Check other age groups. Jealousy is a b!tch.