Congratulations 08 Pink Ponies!

Leave my #46 out of THIS. She has enough pressure attending her two a day privates, getting her HGH treatments and nightly jump rope workout.

When I read this forum to her later tonight before bed, I do not want the take away being that everyone is watching her and other teams are "marking" her. I mean she is only 3 and a half for Pete's sake...

Just logging in to say THANK YOU!! This is phenomenal dentist office waiting room material. I appreciate it! Carry on please

I hear the PP lost a really good player after sats game. Going to be a different team from hear on. Heard the beez picked up a really good new player, watch out for the beez.

Well, our grass is greener and the invitation to our OPEN PRACTICE is still open.

Shelby427 wrote:None of this matters anymore.

I have been told by someone who knows a reliable source that the Beez are now Liverpool. What put LP over the top from the other offers on the table was the promise of getting a "British" sounding coach and the possiblity of a unique 4 letter acronym.

A few of the starter parents were not as excited as they are concerned about the lack of ECNL opportuntiy which any good 08/09 parent is considering at this time.

I hear there is already an overseas trip in the works.

The recruiting has kicked into high gear as FCD was able to pull the entire Pink Ponies team over plus the Star forward from the Sharktooth Shooters by already giving them the premiere designation for the 08 group and assigning Grubb to coach them. Word on the street is Webb is not happy and possibly taking her teams to Sting.

An acquaintance of my archenemy told me that the referee was seen drinking vodka disguised in a water bottle in his car before this game. I was told he was so drunk that he didn’t even have his cards in his pocket until some of the parents insisted that he get them. I also heard the referee is legally blind in his left eye.

Blah-Blah-Blah wrote:In full disclosure.....The 08' Pink Ponies are really a 10' South Dallas Team who used the the alias of Pink Ponies to escape all of the scrutiny that typically comes our way when we win tournaments under our club name. Furthermore, our 10's destroyed any and all 08's that dared to get on the field and try to compete. We feel it's necessary to thank all of the parents on the sidelines for the great instruction our players received during the games. Also we'd like to thank all of the other "Pony" teams for showing their support by attending the games. Every team from the 94's to the 09's showed up with their "Ponies" shirts on!!! The Soccer Style the "Pink Ponies" use is: Coach teaches Parents and Parents coach Kids during games. Anyone have a problem with that you need to call the Head Coach!

Actually, I heard that in true DESA fashion, that they were actually '04s with faked birth certs.

I heard from a very good source that they were using a RASE 04 girl who is just small

Okay. This is my LAST, last post on this matter. After that, I'm going to another user name for another series of "last" posts.

I have nothing in common with the star Pink Ponies player featured in this video other than a strikingly similar last name, address, and DNA chain. Pure coincidence. I do want to rest the rumors rest that she is concurrently playing with other teams (except, on occasion, Killer Kleats, Rockin Rockstars, and of course SRSA 05 Boys). But that's it! And please stop the PM's with questions about her birth certificate. Yes, I've heard the story about how the original was "lost", but the parents were able to get a replacement the same day from Vikon Village Flea Market in Garland. This respected institution been around along time, so we trust that the guy with 12 consonants in his first name knew the difference between the year 2008 and, oh, say, 2005.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyRO0qOAZsU

bigtex75081 wrote:An acquaintance of my archenemy told me that the referee was seen drinking vodka disguised in a water bottle in his car before this game. I was told he was so drunk that he didn’t even have his cards in his pocket until some of the parents insisted that he get them. I also heard the referee is legally blind in his left eye.

+1

I completely concur with everything bigtex75081 has written. It’s all right on.

I did attend this game and saw all of the horror. If this blitzed-drunk, half-blind, match-fixing S.O.B. ref has any scruples he’ll come on this board and own up to what he’s done to our innocent babies. He should be convicted in a criminal court! If he has any pride in himself then he’ll come onto this forum and post his full name, home phone #, SSN, and all his credit card #s with security codes.

CHEATER!!!!

Who's DM and why was he at the game?

Xara wrote:(Just about every written reaction one would encounter on this forum during a full year in a single thread. Brilliance. Here's another).

But since this has gotten so out of hand, I'm calling out dadof3 who is really Sam Johnson. Isn't that right, Sam. Wasn't it you, Sam, that was cussing at the ref and running up and down the sideline like a crazed lunatic? Congratulations, Sam Johnson, for ruining it for your daughter. She'll be burnt out by age 6.

I have no idea who Sam Johnson is, but I will swear that I didn't cuss at that ANY ref...

BTW-I would never stoop to the point that I was actually posting someone's name on this or any other forum...no accusations to that effect have EVER been proven...PM me to have Mr. pony's data!

Well hear this... All clubs are run by money hungry failed ex-soccer players who's only objective is to sleep with your wife and turn your daughters into thick legged lesbians. Just sayin.

DoubleDDRedux wrote:Well hear this... and turn your daughters into thick legged lesbians. Just sayin.

But we've been told being lesbo(gay in general) wasn't a learned or trained behavior or choice... it was pre-programmed? Which is Double D? Do I believe you or the Lame Stream Media?

Oh, I keep the wife happy.

DoubleDDRedux wrote:Well hear this... All clubs are run by money hungry failed ex-soccer players who's only objective is to sleep with your wife and turn your daughters into thick legged lesbians. Just sayin.

DoubleDD - I am sure there are a few "thick legged lesbians" that would love to show a mouthy, pretty prancer like you around the block a few times. You would probably come out of the experience a "changed man" in more ways than one... let me know if you want their numbers.

patricklikesu wrote:

DoubleDDRedux wrote:Well hear this... All clubs are run by money hungry failed ex-soccer players who's only objective is to sleep with your wife and turn your daughters into thick legged lesbians. Just sayin.

DoubleDD - I am sure there are a few "thick legged lesbians" that would love to show a mouthy, pretty prancer like you around the block a few times. You would probably come out of the experience a "changed man" in more ways than one... let me know if you want their numbers.

pat, do you wanna see my starfish?

Bump. No wait, ban bumps. Refrain. No.. i'm confused. Where's tequila girl when I need her?

SteamingBean wrote:Bump. No wait, ban bumps. Refrain. No.. i'm confused. Where's tequila girl when I need her?

Tequila girl would recommend to the moderators that the perv DoubleDDRedux be banned from this forum. She would say he is a pathetic excuse for a Troll by definition and should not be allowed to comment or have an opinion anywhere near little girls soccer discussion. She would say just go look at this posts - there is nothing of substance, only statements meant to shock and foster negative attention at our pre-teen daughters expense.

I am sure with her resources she could out MR DD very easily if she needed to do so - and I am sure he would love that given his association and acquaintances. Uncomfortable yet Mr. DD? This forum is not as anonymous as you think...

Hello. This is my first time ever on this forum and I have some questions. I'm looking for a new team for my 08 daughter. A friend of a sister of a cousin of an ex-con who used to coach for a club team told me I could get good information here. I don't really know anything about academy soccer. My daughter is a top 10 player in a league they call TGPL or SDL or something like that. I really don't know and never pay attention to what teams are playing. I did, however, see a team called Pink Ponies annihilate some other team this past weekend. They must surely be a top 5 teams... if such rankings actually exist. I could tell the coach knew how to win games and the parents all seemed very knowledgeable based on what they were shouting at the top of their lungs during the entire match. I was really impressed. Can someone give a newbie more information about this exceptional group of athletes?

Thanks.



Edited to add more emoticons.

Xara wrote:I just wanted to say "well done" to the U-Whatever Pink Ponies for winning their first game on Saturday to the Buzzing Bumblebees. It was a hard fought match on the 20x40 yard field, especially with two coaches in the way. For the record, Bumblebees went 6-0-2 last season in OIPSA (Overly Involved Parent Soccer Association) so this was a big game for the Ponies that featured a final score of 12-8.

Of course, I realize none of the players even know this forum exists - because they can't read yet - but the parents do. And that's what matters, dammit. Where better to congratulate a soccer team after a weekend game than among other parents doing the same, right? Watch out, PPL 2, the Pink Ponies are for real!

How does 1-1 sit with you? I guess the 0-for-everything Prancing Unicorns were a little too much (I guess I should call them the 1-for-everything MIGHTY Unicorns)?? You come on and talk some smack about how great the Ponies are, and sure enough...

I wasn't watching, but wasn't the score about 8-3?? No big gun this week? Looks like "Super Coach" has a little recruiting to do before the season is completely lost...

All right, I have sat back long enough. All of you are so yesterday's news as are the Beez and the Pinks. I am now the manager of the Bubble Butts. This U1 team is remarkable. No one can touch them when they start their crawl. We are sponsored by Jerry Jones, who is their general manager AND coach. The Dallas Cheerleaders are at eveyone of their games helping cheer them on.

Jerry even enticed our star forward, Tina Roma, onto the team with the promise of all the teething toys she wants. So far we are 10-0 in eight games. Jerry thinks we will definitely take the President's cup. We are more than willing to take on any age bracket as long as the half is long enough to accommodate diaper changes.

(And by the way, there is absolutely no truth to the rumors that we won our last game with a vicious ankle bite.)