Re: UTD Field Conditions

by wittymgr 25/02/19, 12:41 pm

SickofStupidity wrote:You may be witty, but you're not too smart.

Opinions vary, as does the intelligence of their owners...

by IAmSoccerfan 25/02/19, 12:52 pm

wittymgr wrote:Mr. "NotNewHere" (UTD Field Director) is masquerading as a representative of UTD. I wouldn't make any decisions based on the information given by a random parent. Best advice would be to use the official data posted on the website and hotline. Just sayin'...

Parody

by UTD Field Director* 25/02/19, 03:13 pm

Please disregard wittymgr - "Dave"

They are no longer with LHGCl. We made some changes last season and decided to communicate with our customers as much as possible. Dave was not on board and was let go from a non-compensated position. Imagine how hard that was.

Let's get back to soccer.

Fields are open!

by wittymgr 25/02/19, 03:21 pm

UTD Field Director wrote:Please disregard wittymgr - "Dave"

They are no longer with LHGCl. We made some changes last season and decided to communicate with our customers as much as possible. Dave was not on board and was let go from a non-compensated position. Imagine how hard that was.

Let's get back to soccer.

Fields are open!

Nice try, but wrong answer "clueless dad". Check your PM and keep trying...

BTW, your parody isn't funny. Mostly just sad.

by UTD Field Director* 25/02/19, 03:54 pm

Dave. Please refrain from commenting and move on. You don't even have a child in the league anymore. This is becoming sad.

We are focused on improving management and communications from the league from here on out.

You also know you are not allowed to hang out at the fields, so please stop. Try and be professional.

To all teams playing tonight - good luck and have fun out there!

by wittymgr 25/02/19, 04:15 pm

UTD Field Director wrote:Dave. Please refrain from commenting and move on. You don't even have a child in the league anymore. This is becoming sad.

We are focused on improving management and communications from the league from here on out.

You also know you are not allowed to hang out at the fields, so please stop. Try and be professional.

Wrong.

Wrong.

And wrong.

You sound about like Sarri this weekend trying to get Kepa subbed off, and just as effective... Change your username back to NotNewHere and go back to posting about Solar DA in the '03 groups. Quit being a fanboi and leave the LHGCL Board to do their job. Or better yet, if you think you're up to it, send the board president an email and volunteer to serve. That is if you can pass the background check Shocked

by BENDMEOVER 25/02/19, 07:03 pm

UTD Rugby team needs you!!!!!

by UTD Field Director* 25/02/19, 07:58 pm

Dave.

Please stop with the charade. You know Steph made the decision to let you go. I tried to fight for you but you had burned too many bridges. You argue with everyone and fail to communicate. You didn't want to do field alerts on social media, refused to participate in then anger management brochures, and just hung out at the concession stand when you were supposed to be on the fields.

I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.

*UTD Field Director is a volunteer position not affiliated with UTD, LHGCL, LHGCL board members (uptight or otherwise), Mother Nature, txsoccer.net, porta-potty manufacturers or servicers, asphalt pavers, dog shows, dog breeds of any kind, carnivals, parking attendants, The City of Lewisville, ignoramuses, clubs, teams or team managers (witty or otherwise), current, past, or future, ECNL, USSDA, JDL, FDL, FPDL, NCL, NPL, PPL, APL, US Soccer, USYS, NTSA, NTTA, NCAA, US Club, or FIFA.

The views posted herein are my own and do not represent those of any aforementioned parties.

by 1.21gigawatts 25/02/19, 09:28 pm

I think it might be obvious to everyone but UTDFD......I think this guy , “Dave”, may have been the only guy pickin’ up the dog$h1t on field 7.

by wittymgr 26/02/19, 07:18 am

UTD Field Director wrote:I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.

Bob,

Since you insist on holding on to your imaginary world, I'll make you a deal... You show up this weekend at UTD with your "board", and I'll be there with Stephanie, Scott, and Duncan. And I'll make sure that UTD's finest is in attendance to enforce any bans. Just let me know when. Oh, and make sure to wear your brown pants. I hear that VP can be a, well, you can use your imagination.

by NoSpinZone 26/02/19, 07:50 am

wittymgr wrote:
UTD Field Director wrote:I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.
Bob,

Since you insist on holding on to your imaginary world, I'll make you a deal... You show up this weekend at UTD with your "board", and I'll be there with Stephanie, Scott, and Duncan. And I'll make sure that UTD's finest is in attendance to enforce any bans. Just let me know when. Oh, and make sure to wear your brown pants. I hear that VP can be a, well, you can use your imagination.

UTDFD/Bob, he called you out and named dropped affraid

, what ya going to do? On a good note, there is a 20 - 30% chance of sprinkles so fields will close and let you off the hook. I'd continue spouting off if I were you, because field closing will save you from really having to meet or just standing him up.

by Foxysoccermom 26/02/19, 09:10 am

wittymgr wrote:
UTD Field Director wrote:I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.
Bob,

Since you insist on holding on to your imaginary world, I'll make you a deal... You show up this weekend at UTD with your "board", and I'll be there with Stephanie, Scott, and Duncan. And I'll make sure that UTD's finest is in attendance to enforce any bans. Just let me know when. Oh, and make sure to wear your brown pants. I hear that VP can be a, well, you can use your imagination.

Witty are we still meeting behind the tennis courts at 10? I’m out of contacts so I assume you’ll be wearing a long sleeve button down, shorts, black socks and tennis shoes like usual...right?

by Zizou 26/02/19, 09:25 am

Wow, talking about airing out your dirty laundry. Mighty professional! If this is any indication on how this group operates we are in big trouble.

by Foxysoccermom 26/02/19, 09:28 am

Foxysoccermom wrote:
wittymgr wrote:
UTD Field Director wrote:I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.
Bob,

Since you insist on holding on to your imaginary world, I'll make you a deal... You show up this weekend at UTD with your "board", and I'll be there with Stephanie, Scott, and Duncan. And I'll make sure that UTD's finest is in attendance to enforce any bans. Just let me know when. Oh, and make sure to wear your brown pants. I hear that VP can be a, well, you can use your imagination.

Witty are we still meeting behind the tennis courts at 10? I’m out of contacts so I assume you’ll be wearing a long sleeve button down, shorts, black socks and tennis shoes like usual...right?

Probably need to make it quick this week because of the sting operation you set up. You bringing in the mall cops to assist like last time?

by IAmSoccerfan 26/02/19, 09:29 am

Wow, this used to be a fun thread. Keep up the good work UTDFD.

by UTD Field Director* 26/02/19, 10:18 am

wittymgr wrote:
UTD Field Director wrote:I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.
Bob,

Since you insist on holding on to your imaginary world, I'll make you a deal... You show up this weekend at UTD with your "board", and I'll be there with Stephanie, Scott, and Duncan. And I'll make sure that UTD's finest is in attendance to enforce any bans. Just let me know when. Oh, and make sure to wear your brown pants. I hear that VP can be a, well, you can use your imagination.

Dave.

This is how you ended up where you are. Always taking yourself and your "role" too seriously. It's why we chose to take the program in a different direction and focus on the customer experience.

I'll be out there this weekend, just like every other weekend.

*UTD Field Director is a volunteer position not affiliated with UTD, LHGCL, LHGCL board members (uptight or otherwise), Mother Nature, txsoccer.net, porta-potty manufacturers or servicers, asphalt pavers, dog shows, dog breeds of any kind, carnivals, parking attendants, The City of Lewisville, ignoramuses, clubs, teams or team managers (witty or otherwise), current, past, or future, ECNL, USSDA, JDL, FDL, FPDL, NCL, NPL, PPL, APL, US Soccer, USYS, NTSA, NTTA, NCAA, US Club, or FIFA.

The views posted herein are my own and do not represent those of any aforementioned parties.

by Craycray 26/02/19, 01:32 pm

Rain coming. Field pre-closed season over

by UTD Field Director* 26/02/19, 01:48 pm

Craycray wrote:Rain coming. Field pre-closed season over

While you gave us all a good chuckle (and it is likely that games this weekend could be impacted), we would appreciate it if you would leave field announcements to the professionals. We can't have just anyone making field announcements. Please try to focus on your dd's enjoyment of the game and our beautiful facilities.

As of this time, UTD fields are open.

*UTD Field Director is a volunteer position not affiliated with UTD, LHGCL, LHGCL board members (uptight or otherwise), Mother Nature, txsoccer.net, porta-potty manufacturers or servicers, asphalt pavers, dog shows, dog breeds of any kind, carnivals, parking attendants, The City of Lewisville, ignoramuses, clubs, teams or team managers (witty or otherwise), current, past, or future, ECNL, USSDA, JDL, FDL, FPDL, NCL, NPL, PPL, APL, US Soccer, USYS, NTSA, NTTA, NCAA, US Club, or FIFA.

The views posted herein are my own and do not represent those of any aforementioned parties.

by BENDMEOVER 26/02/19, 04:46 pm

This season pretty much over. Maybe things will be better next time. The key was development.

by coachdom23 27/02/19, 08:56 am

This was my favorite thread.

by BENDMEOVER 27/02/19, 11:59 am

Outside the normal propganga and bigger and better w no soccer being played this is about it.

by UTD Field Director* 27/02/19, 01:50 pm

wittymgr wrote:
UTD Field Director wrote:I also saw you by the portable concession stand last Sunday in a hat and glasses. Please move on and volunteer elsewhere.
Bob,

Since you insist on holding on to your imaginary world, I'll make you a deal... You show up this weekend at UTD with your "board", and I'll be there with Stephanie, Scott, and Duncan. And I'll make sure that UTD's finest is in attendance to enforce any bans. Just let me know when. Oh, and make sure to wear your brown pants. I hear that VP can be a, well, you can use your imagination.

If anyone knows wittymgr, please reach out and help. He's going through some tough times since he was let go. You can see the anger problem in his posts. What's really sad is we have had to move our meetings to a different location because he keeps showing up. I hope things work out for him.

Anyway, back to soccer. Looks like the fields are open and games will be played tonight!

*UTD Field Director is a volunteer position not affiliated with UTD, LHGCL, LHGCL board members (uptight or otherwise), Mother Nature, txsoccer.net, porta-potty manufacturers or servicers, asphalt pavers, dog shows, dog breeds of any kind, carnivals, parking attendants, The City of Lewisville, ignoramuses, clubs, teams or team managers (witty or otherwise), current, past, or future, ECNL, USSDA, JDL, FDL, FPDL, NCL, NPL, PPL, APL, US Soccer, USYS, NTSA, NTTA, NCAA, US Club, or FIFA.

The views posted herein are my own and do not represent those of any aforementioned parties.

by Foxysoccermom 27/02/19, 02:02 pm

2 questions

Will the carnival be rescheduled?

Are the fields open tonight?

by Brian Griffins BFF 27/02/19, 04:38 pm

Foxysoccermom wrote:2 questions

Will the carnival be rescheduled?

Are the fields open tonight?

In other words...is parking lot resurfaced and ready for action?

rumor is UTD scheduled an outdoor lab for Herding Cats 101 on field 7 tonight...any truth to this rumor? Cat urine has the power to dissolve carpet...no problem for our hero right UTDFD?

by Guest 27/02/19, 05:39 pm

Brian Griffins BFF wrote:
Foxysoccermom wrote:2 questions

Will the carnival be rescheduled?

Are the fields open tonight?

In other words...is parking lot resurfaced and ready for action?

rumor is UTD scheduled an outdoor lab for Herding Cats 101 on field 7 tonight...any truth to this rumor? Cat urine has the power to dissolve carpet...no problem for our hero right UTDFD?

Don't count it. UTD only budgeted for 3 bags of quick-dry TOTAL between the Baseball and Softball teams, all of which were used up last weekend. In other words, UTD is officially out of kitty litter. cat

(Somewhere, there's a tie-in to KW, the WW's, and a punch being thrown at a ref in all of this.)

by UTD Field Director* 27/02/19, 07:34 pm

A few updates . . .

The lot has not yet been resurfaced. Stay tuned for additional details.

No one has informed me of any cat herding on field 7. It's quite likely that could have been planned by Dave before the formal "separation". He was always a cat guy.

After an incident last weekend, we felt the need to reiterate some of the complex rules:

(1) Firearms are only allowed on the lower fields.

(2) All drugs and alcohol must be consumed prior to entering the facility.

As always, we appreciate your patronage.

*UTD Field Manager is a volunteer position not affiliated with UTD, LHGCL, LHGCL board members (uptight or otherwise), Mother Nature, txsoccer.net, porta-potty manufacturers or servicers, asphalt pavers, dog shows, dog breeds of any kind, carnivals, parking attendants, The City of Lewisville, ignoramuses, clubs, teams or team managers (witty or otherwise), current, past, or future, ECNL, USSDA, JDL, FDL, FPDL, NCL, NPL, PPL, APL, US Soccer, USYS, NTSA, NTTA, NCAA, US Club, or FIFA.

The views posted herein are my own and do not represent those of any aforementioned parties.

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