Silly Question

moto_jim wrote:

soccrmom11 wrote:So, we already have 07's forming? Aren't they in kindergarten? when will the 10's start, cuz i have one of those, and she's almost 2 or am I too late now?

Unfortunately the select soccer atmosphere is very tough and you have to get an early jump on it.

My wife is currently 6 months pregnant but unfortunately the last ultrasound was not clear enough to positively identify the baby's gender. We were able to work out a deal with one of the top clubs whereby we reserved a spot on the 14's, however; since we couldn't guarantee the baby's gender we are having to pay double the normal club dues. Uniform orders were due last week so hopefully we picked all the right sizes and our first fund raising event is this weekend with all players expected to participate.

We're currently looking for a prenatal skills coach, so if anyone has suggestions please share.

Have you tried getting mom to do skills in the back yard? The brazilians have proven that intense practice in moms with child can cause an osmosis effect and transfer the skills right into baby!

futbolfreak wrote:

Have you tried getting mom to do skills in the back yard? The brazilians have proven that intense practice in moms with child can cause an osmosis effect and transfer the skills right into baby!

Actually, that is incorrect, G4N--it will not work in the backyard. Only in the street. She has to go play in the street with other pregnant Moms.

jj4mel wrote:

No worries everyone. I have a DD that should be arriving early '13. I too am looking for that elusive pre-natal skills coach. Have had good experiences with Kat Webb early in the process. Wonder if she could start REALLY early!!??

JeffM wrote:

moto_jim wrote:

soccrmom11 wrote:So, we already have 07's forming? Aren't they in kindergarten? when will the 10's start, cuz i have one of those, and she's almost 2 or am I too late now?

Unfortunately the select soccer atmosphere is very tough and you have to get an early jump on it.

My wife is currently 6 months pregnant but unfortunately the last ultrasound was not clear enough to positively identify the baby's gender. We were able to work out a deal with one of the top clubs whereby we reserved a spot on the 14's, however; since we couldn't guarantee the baby's gender we are having to pay double the normal club dues. Uniform orders were due last week so hopefully we picked all the right sizes and our first fund raising event is this weekend with all players expected to participate.

We're currently looking for a prenatal skills coach, so if anyone has suggestions please share.

That's going to be one big kid by the time the little lady dominoes, but I guess that's one way to make sure size is not a problem.

bigtex75081 wrote:Is it ever too early to start planning your child’s soccer career? I definitely don’t think so.

Do you think my wife would get upset if, for our next child, I hooked up with Marta instead? The union with Marta wouldn’t be out of love at all. The act would be purely for breeding purposes only. To prove that to everyone here… there would be absolutely no kissing on the mouth.

That’s fair game, right?

good4nuthin wrote:

bigtex75081 wrote:Is it ever too early to start planning your child’s soccer career? I definitely don’t think so.

Do you think my wife would get upset if, for our next child, I hooked up with Marta instead? The union with Marta wouldn’t be out of love at all. The act would be purely for breeding purposes only. To prove that to everyone here… there would be absolutely no kissing on the mouth.

That’s fair game, right?

Or we could just play the animal husbandry game - hmmm, I've got dibs on a Rinaldo, Hope Solo baby- I can already smell that Nike contract...

flygirl wrote:

good4nuthin wrote:

bigtex75081 wrote:Is it ever too early to start planning your child’s soccer career? I definitely don’t think so.

Do you think my wife would get upset if, for our next child, I hooked up with Marta instead? The union with Marta wouldn’t be out of love at all. The act would be purely for breeding purposes only. To prove that to everyone here… there would be absolutely no kissing on the mouth.

That’s fair game, right?

Or we could just play the animal husbandry game - hmmm, I've got dibs on a Rinaldo, Hope Solo baby- I can already smell that Nike contract...

If Hope is not interested on her end - I'll take that job!

bigtex75081 wrote:Is it ever too early to start planning your child’s soccer career? I definitely don’t think so.

Do you think my wife would get upset if, for our next child, I hooked up with Marta instead? The union with Marta wouldn’t be out of love at all. The act would be purely for breeding purposes only. To prove that to everyone here… there would be absolutely no kissing on the mouth.

That’s fair game, right?