Re: ...you might be a rec parent

by fhjmom 06/02/14, 05:42 pm

tmcc wrote:If your dd wears her shin guards on the outside of her socks, you might be a rec parent.

*This!* LOL!!

I always feel bad for those kids when I see them; they are always little so you know the parents did this to them.

by Guest 06/02/14, 07:08 pm

You might be a rec parent if every cost shocks the hell out of you...like private lessons, league dues, Nike vapors, going select etc....

You might be a rec parent if you or your child doesn't know who Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi is yet...

by tmcc 06/02/14, 07:17 pm

Zizou wrote:
tmcc wrote:
Zizou wrote:- if you think your game uniform is covered in your fees.

Unless you play for Fever United, where your uniform fees and tournament fees are covered in your dues.

You might be rec. LOL!

Low blow!

by fhjmom 06/02/14, 08:41 pm

If you have to ask what the acronyms DTS, LFS, FCD, TSN, LH, ECNL, ODP, or LP mean, you might be a rec parent.

by Guest 06/02/14, 09:05 pm

FriscoSoccer05 wrote:
Son_ofa_Pitch wrote:--If you believe the Parents' Code of Conduct is BS and doesn't apply to you!! You might be a Rec parent.

A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage son. Suddenly the boy bursts into the kitchen.
"Careful! Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful!... CAREFUL! I said CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The mother stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't now how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The son calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play soccer."

You might be a Rec parent(s)!!!

Awesome! Has Spring season started yet!

This video is remarkable

by SD69 06/02/14, 09:48 pm

If you don't know the meaning of "guess player", you might be a rec parent.

by Anarchy 06/02/14, 11:58 pm

If you ever ask the question "does this coach only care about winning?"
If you expect every cancelled practice to be rescheduled.
If you sit 5 feet away from the practice field.
If you chase the coach down right after practice to ask him anything.
If your DD asks to have a sleep over the night before a game/tournament.
If your team plays indoor at Stampede or Blue Sky.
If your team is from the West side of DFW.
and last but not least.... If your DD does not play for RASE!

by futbollove 07/02/14, 07:33 am

If you think RASE is as good, or better than SRSA03, you might be a rec parent! Razz

by Guest 07/02/14, 07:35 am

futbollove wrote:If you think RASE is as good, or better than SRSA03, you might be a rec parent!

Troll...maybe?

by futbollove 07/02/14, 07:43 am

If you get upset about this post, you might be a rec parent.

by go99 07/02/14, 08:16 am

if you can't make a thought without putting RASE into it then you SHOULD be a rec parent

by futbollove 07/02/14, 08:49 am

So what you're saying is you are a rec parent?

by Cmon_Man 07/02/14, 08:52 am

futbollove wrote:So what you're saying is you are a rec parent?

by Guest 07/02/14, 09:37 am

if you think arrive for warm up at 10 oclock means driving up to the parking lot at 10:15 with your kid half dressed and her cleats are buried somewhere in the rubble of the back of your minivan....

you are a rec parent...

by dreadpirateroberts 07/02/14, 10:13 am

If you have ever yelled the words "kick it!" from the sideline....

by Guest 07/02/14, 10:18 am

If you silently thought to yourself "i didn't know soccer had positions..." You are fresh out of Rec!!

by go99 07/02/14, 10:23 am

futbollove wrote:So what you're saying is you are a rec parent?

No but you certianly are. Beside when I think about the team, my dd is on it. What's your excuse?

by Guest 07/02/14, 10:26 am

go99 wrote:
futbollove wrote:So what you're saying is you are a rec parent?

No but you certianly are. Beside when I think about the team, my dd is on it. What's your excuse?

Hard not to take the bait right GO?
You're beyond that...

by Guest 07/02/14, 10:31 am

O.K. the rec angle has pretty much been played out...

Let's take this thread where every other '04 thread has gone before... I'll get it started...

--If your tramp-stamp is a portrait of LW... you might be a RASE parent...
--If you think Go99 has a clue... you might be a RASE parent...
--If you still believe that LFCA will get an invitation to join ECNL by 2016... you might be a RASE parent...

by go99 07/02/14, 10:41 am

okay now thats funny and on topic cheers

by 10sDad 07/02/14, 10:43 am

hmmm..I am confused as to a couple of these. One said "if you play at Blue Sky" and one said, "if you are not RASE". But...given that LP and Blue Sky are joined at the hip, does that throw out the Blue Sky comment, or say that all LP teams (incl. RASE) are rec? Very Happy

by 10sDad 07/02/14, 10:50 am

If you feel you need to get on this board and comment (degrade) teams that you intentionally don't play against...you might be a RASE parent.

If a prospective player shows up to practice, and you and your buddies look for any cracks in their abilities, then "coach" your dd on the way home to exploit those cracks in an effort to make your dd look superior....you might be a RASE parent.

There's hundreds of these.... Very Happy

by SD69 07/02/14, 11:11 am

If DD has a "special" uniform apart from the rest of her clubs, you might be a RASE parent.

by SD69 07/02/14, 11:13 am

If DD was were wearing Adidas while rest of club wearing Warrior, you might have been a RASE parent.

by go99 07/02/14, 11:22 am

if you don't suffer from soccer envy and feel the need to take shot at the top team you might be a rase parent.

if your dd doesn't need your help to make herself look superior... you might be a rase parent

If you are more concerned about the competition and hard work in practice than what some other 04 team may or may not be doing then you might be a RASE parent

if your DD is more concerned about her own abilities and excited to see any new player out at practice then you might be a rase parent

you're right 10's this is fun

by Guest 07/02/14, 11:25 am

10sDad wrote: look for any cracks in their abilities, then "coach" your dd on the way home to exploit those cracks in an effort to make your dd look superior...

I do this with no shame, but I'm a rec parent.

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